Wednesday, October 1, 2008

We think you're a joke, shove your,..... where it don't shine....

Does anyone else have a strong desire to go up to a random stranger, shake their hand and congratulate them on officially being the biggest douchebag ever? I hate this city, it's full of pretentious pricks. HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT.

I wish it was either November, because then I could go snowboarding, or that it was May and I was enroute to Thailand or a country in that area.

I need a second job.... even though I know it's going to be a guarantee burnout, I'll be laughing this time next year when I'm surfing in Bali? Possibly? Or living in a treehouse in Laos? Living in a tent on a beach on some Thai island? Who the hell knows, all I know is that I won't be here in oil rich Alberta, or to some the promised land? The only thing that is promised here is guarantees of douchebaggery.

If you're a painter, please paint me a skate deck. I would love that thanks.

Does anyone else ever wonder if Billy Ray Cyrus is a dick in real life? My guess is yes.

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